Hoppy Endings

We didn't get as much rain as I hoped the other day, and now the thermometer has climbed with the arrival of the dreaded Santa Ana Winds! I made this scrapbook page a couple of years ago after a particularly gusty night of 50 m.p.h. winds. Notice the large broken branch in the divided photo?

  

 I'm looking forward to the end of April which signifies the end to those pesky winds until Fall.  Meanwhile, I thought I would print some silly Easter jokes to tuck into lunch boxes or stash in College Girl's car.

 What's the difference between a counterfeit bank note and a

 crazy rabbit?
One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!

Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one – after that it’s not empty any more!

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!

How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
Eggs (X) marks the spot!

What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Hare mail!

Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
Because the powder puff is on the other end!

How does the Easter Bunny travel?
By hare plane!

How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush!

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare-dryer!

How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good?
With hare spray!

What kinds of books do bunnies like?
Ones with hoppy endings!

I'm putting little touches of Spring and Easter here, there and everywhere. 

 

 
I spotted this wee bunny nibbling grass in our backyard- it was so tiny and adorable!

What are the signs of Spring in your neck 
of the woods?